Full-Time Mascot

Full-Time Mascot - JHB - Salary R10 000 Performance Meets Public Curiosity Do you thrive on confusing strangers in the best possible way? Are you an equal parts performance artist, street philosopher, and lovable oddball? Good because we're hiring a full-time costumed legend to take to the streets and become a living symbol of delightful absurdity. This is not your average gig. You won't be dancing at sports games or hyping up crowds. You will be living in character, five days a week, eight hours a day, a walking contradiction with a mission to entertain, confuse, and captivate. What You Will Be Doing: Wander promenades, malls, sidewalks, and beaches in full characterSpark curiosity without saying a wordTake part in peaceful and humorous public demonstrations (props provided)Hand out mysterious flyers and even more mysterious vibesAppear in viral social content, guerrilla-style campaigns, and public stuntsPose for photos, accept awkward hugs, and inspire speculationTravel to random locations as directed (sometimes via Uber... still in costume)This is performance as a lifestyle. Think street theatre meets social experiment with a dash of internet fame. You Should Apply If You: Are based in JHBHave a background in drama, clowning, performance art, or public shenanigansAre physically able to wear a full-body costume for long hours (yes, it gets warm you'll be a trooper)Are delightfully strange, ridiculously reliable, and unbothered by public staresHave a flair for silent comedy, mime, or pantomimeHave access to transport (driving in costume = bonus points)Are you the type of person people film without knowing why Perks: Competitive salaryNo two days are ever the sameFree range to embrace your inner eccentricWork by the beach, in cafes, or line at the grocery store in full characterChance to become a local icon or meme (in the best way) This isn't a job. It's an alter ego. Are you bold enough to live the character?